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Bet your home on these predictions

Just because ... our annual baseball forecast.

NATIONAL LEAGUE DIVISION WINNERS

East: Called up in June, Tim Tebow hits just .203 but wills the Mets to the top.

Central: Cardinals. Meanwhile, the Cubs conclude year one of what will be a second consecutive 108-year championship drought.

West: Diamondbacks. In an unrelated note, Major League Baseball runs promotion challenging fans outside Arizona to name at least two Diamondbacks – and nobody can do it.

Wild card teams: Giants, Dodgers.

AMERICAN LEAGUE DIVISION WINNERS

East: Yankees won’t have the best record, but President Trump signs an executive order declaring them the division winner.

Central: LeBron James signs with Indians in July, gets the manager and general manager fired, critically injures four catchers in home-plate collisions and leads Cleveland to the division crown by blasting 42 home runs.

West: Mike Trout hits .417 with 94 stolen bases and in his spare time permanently resolves California’s water crisis – yet some still insist that Bryce Harper is baseball’s best player.

Wild card teams: Ah, no one cares.

WORLD SERIES WINNER

Cleveland, the new city of champions.

A NOTE ON THE PHILLIES ...

Nah. Move along folks. There’s nothing to say here.

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